I figured I never did a note on my trip to Tenerife, Spain last fall. Being a sucker for knock-offs and bootlegs, it actually turned out to be a visit to bootleg heaven. While the bootleg culture keeps declining over here, cheap China shops in Spain keep growing. I spent hours in these huge market halls, debating how much stuff's gonna fit in my bag on the plane.
This is the one I got:
Sorry for the bad pictures, but I was high on cheap plastic, hah! Not only superheroes got my attention though. I also found this:
Seriously. This dude is beyond awful. And that's exactly why I picked him up. He looked so sad and neglected in his destroyed blister, I had to take him home. I'm curious where all his friends are though, that I found pictures of on the packaging. I'm sure they're looking for a new home, as well.
I love me some complete 5.5" Boxing King Federation collection! Maybe... Maybe some day, maybe some day soon...
You think you've seen it all now, huh? Now, before I go to bed you have to check this guy out!
Yeah right, some random white guy in a WWE suit, packed with a chainsaw, a crutch, and a... is this a centipede? And who the hell is that black guy shown on that blister? ... Yeah, sure he's got a centipede! 'Cuz he's the "Superior Wrestle King"! "Powered Maniac Bellow"!" Power Superior Wrestle TMPACT"!!! And he just might turn black when bellowing... Any questions?
Well, I think that was enough rubbish for today. Some of these toys might be toxic just by the look at them! So don't overdose! You better be back for the "Trip to Bootleg Heaven Part II" going down by the end of the week!