We've already seen those great Marvel & DC mash-ups, and Wrestling bootlegs in the last entry. I found these in the huge market halls on Tenerife that are rammed with the cheap and most toxic China stuff. So as I got high on cheap plastic fumes while rummaging around in those gigantic boxes for the cream of the crap, this weirdo was suddenly looking at me:
I can't really tell you what it is. It was the last piece, assuming there've been more. The head looks familiar, somehow. So does the body. It looks like the bootleg of some hag head sculpt on the body of an alien toy. Kit-bashed, and made of soft rubber, with a red slime filled squeezing ball in the head. When you squeeze it, the eyes pop out. This toy is just too ugly to be true. Which is exactly why I picked it up!
In contrary to this weirdo, what you could find everywhere on Tenerife were all sorts of robots, and Metal Heroes like Gundam, Power Rangers, and BeetleBorgs bootlegs.
What always gives me a good lol are these wild n' cheesy buzz word combinations on the packagings. "Angel 3 Invincibility Super Design - Transformking", "Rob-Ots Super Hero", "Transformers Super", "Super Gundam - Mobile Suit Gundam", "Gerrero Galactico - Super Change"... So everything's super, actually! I even dared to open one of those blisters. Ah, that smell still is in my nostrils! The silver paint came off to stick on my fingers. Oh, wait! It's till there! (Exaggerating a bit now.) The torso of those Gerreros is a hollow cast, held together by small screws and probably some glue. The "Super Change" armor actually worked. I would've never thought of this!
Too bad I couldn't find the black and green Borg, too. But wait, on the packaging the green Borg is actually the blue one?! Ant the red one is pictured black?! Hm, this means I might be complete on the set, right?
Last not least I'd like to present the best two scores of my entire stay. THIS!